Monday, December 29, 2003
  Here am I with two of my favorite xmas gifts on display.
A nice warm, winter hat and an even warmer fleece jacket. Yes, the hat makes me look uber-dorky but, there isn't very much further down I can go on that scale, anyway, and at my age I could give a shit. Why is it peaked, you ask? There's a very good reason for that. I have a huge melon. It's about as round as a head can be.

Another note, webcam pics tend to show me with a mustache, for some ungodly reason. I SWEAR to all the gods that I don't have even a vestige of a 'tache. Why the horrid room lighting points out facial hair that I don't possess is beyond me. It also seems that my relatives have chosen dark grey as this year's color scheme. Maybe I oughtta go rob something?

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